BYU Football

The Cougars play at Air Force tomorrow, in a game that they should win, but one they could easily lose. If they keep playing with their post UCLA victory hangover, then they will lose. Since thrashing the Bruins 59-0, BYU has been a mediocre football team. It's like they used some sort of blue-tinged super meth to help them destroy UCLA, and they've been suffering withdrawals since then. They might get by Air Force even if they haven't sobered up, but if they stay hungover, playing Utah will be like a drunk Buster Douglas fighting Mike Tyson. If anyone knows of any quick hangover recovery methods, send them to Mendenhall.